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    “哎，我现在真是肠子都要悔青了！”
    宿舍里，李家胜把手中正叠著的被子往地上扔，唉声嘆气的说道。
    “后悔啥？”陈三喜迷惑的看向他。
    “还能后悔啥？后悔看了两集电视剧，就跑来部队当兵啊!”李家胜脸上写满无奈。
    仿佛，来当兵是他这辈子做过最错误的决定似的。
    “怎么的，就因为麵条子不好吃啊？”祁猛笑著调侃了一句。
    李家胜不爽的瞪著他：“你要是不会说话，就別乱搭话！以后，谁再提麵条子的事，我跟谁急眼！”
    “切！”祁猛翻了个白眼，没搭理他。
    反正他对这种有钱人家的阔少爷，没什么好感。
    死矫情，还特么爱臭显摆，生怕人家不知道他家有钱似的。
    此刻，李家胜就像是琼瑶剧里的苦命女主一样，再次自怨自艾的抱怨起来。
    “人家电视剧里，小庄是为了爱情去当兵。各种当刺头，还能得到赏识，给连长当文书。”
    “我呢，我图啥啊？家里吃喝不愁，一个月光是零钱就有好几千。”
    “睡著进口乳胶床垫，吹著好几万的西门子变频空调，衣来伸手，饭来张口，出门车接车送。”
    “我爸都答应我，说只要我隨便读个民办三本，等明年生日就给我买辆奥迪a6。”
    “结果我特么也是脑子抽抽，放著好日子不过，愣是一根筋非要来当兵，拦都拦不住。”
    李家胜扶著额头，满脸的懊悔：“我现在是真后悔啊，真想回去抽自己两巴掌，太特么傻逼了！”
    即便李家胜的话里，句句不离炫富。
    但后悔来当兵这几个字，还是引起了小部分人的共鸣。
    虽然，他们家里条件比李家胜差很远了，也没有什么迈巴赫。
    但，快乐虽不相同，负面的情绪却是相通的。
    “说真的，我也有点儿后悔了，感觉像是没事儿找罪受一样。”
    “哎，你说得对，这就像个铁笼子一样，到处都是规矩。”
    “坐得有坐样，站得有站样。吃个饭，还得一遍遍的吊嗓子，交什么所谓的『饭票』？”
    “如果没来当兵，估计我还在网吧包夜打cf呢，我的黄金ak，我的火麒麟啊....”
    “我估计还在家吹空调，裹在被子里刷小说呢....“
    “我那网盘里，还有上百个漂亮老师在等著我....“
    “嗯？能否，借一部说话？”
    负面的情绪像是会传染一样，笼罩在大家心头。
    就连陈三喜都有些迷茫，不知道自己到底为啥来当兵？
    刚入营的时候，也是新兵们最迷茫，最后悔的时候。
    这种后悔，並不会隨著时间推移减少，反而会增多。
    不过，到了新兵连中后期，训练强度逐步增加。
    基本上都是累的倒头就睡，谁也没心思想一些乱七八糟的事。
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    看著外面將亮未亮，依旧暗沉沉的天。
    又看看手里这床，怎么都叠不成形的被子，几乎每个人都惆悵的嘆了口气。
    但，秦风却丝毫没被这股子负面情绪感染，依旧在认真打磨自己的被子。
    画风和其他人，看著多少有些格格不入。
    再加上，刚刚大家抱怨的时候，他从头到尾都没开过口。
    这就让一眾新兵们更加深刻的认为，秦风身上一定有很多故事。
    “秦风，昨天听你打电话，感觉你在外头应该挺受欢迎的，你到底是为啥来部队当兵的？”
    有人实在没按捺住心中的好奇，问了一嘴。
    紧跟著，四班的其他人，都目光灼灼的看向秦风。
    全然一副“我没有酒，但你有故事吗？”的殷切模样。
    看著眾人投射过来的好奇目光，秦风无奈的停下手中动作。
    其实，他很不想討论这个话题。
    喜欢拈惹草是原主，和秦风自身没有半毛钱关係。
    而且，这事儿已经被他快刀斩乱麻，彻底翻篇了。
    昨天班长问的时候，他都打个哈哈绕了过去。
    没想到这帮傢伙居然又把这个问题拿出来。
    果然，有志不在年高，八卦不分男女。
    於是他乾脆隨便扯了个理由。
    “为了躲情债。”
    “躲情债？”
    所有人眼神错愕。
    就连李家胜都瞪圆了眼睛。
    这个回答，显然是超出了他们这个年龄段的认知范畴。
    “什么情债？说来听听？”陈三喜也被点燃了八卦之火，赶紧追问。
    秦风一本正经的瞎掰：“大概四个月前，我十八岁生日，一帮女生爭著给我过生日送礼物，在校门口打起来了。”
    “我嘞个豆！真的假的？”
    “当然啦。”
    秦风继续一本正经的瞎掰：“一帮女生在地上滚来滚去，衣服都打撕了，差点儿把帽子叔叔都给招来......”
    “等会等会！”
    祁猛像是找到了什么关键点一样：“她们互相之间，认识吗？”
    秦风点头：“认识了啊。而且，还是那种可以光著脚一起在马路上奔跑，然后说好不分离，要一直一直在一起的好闺蜜。”
    “其中两个，还是隔壁学校校.....”
    “臥槽”
    这声臥槽，是趴在门外偷听的赵鹏飞，在心里喊出来的。
    他先前去拉了个屎，回来就听到班上新兵不好好叠被，在那吹牛逼。
    原本，赵鹏飞是准备直接衝进去大发雷霆的。
    但，突然听到有人问秦风为什么来部队当兵。
    想到这小子昨天跟自己在那兜圈圈，不肯说实话。
    於是乎赵鹏飞就准备当一回梁上君子，猫在墙后头偷听一会儿。
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    很多年轻人刚来部队，会对老兵班长设防，但不会防著同龄人啊。
    但他是万万没想到，秦风来当兵的理由，竟会如此惊天动地。
    躲情债？
    多气人的三个字啊？
    你有这本事还来部队当什么兵？
    当个情感导师，专门开课，造福广大单身男士不好吗？
    还真是旱的旱死，涝的涝死。
    这种奇葩的当兵理由，他这辈子真是头回见！
    与此同时，宿舍里一帮新兵眼里闪著光，全然一副顶礼膜拜的样子。
    而相比之下，李家胜刚刚说的什么家里买奥迪啦，每个月几千块零钱啦，简直弱爆了。
    人家是什么水平？
    校闺蜜抢著送礼物，还打起来了！
    这特么都能和祖师爷冠希哥，掰掰手腕了！
    要知道，这个年纪来当兵的，有不少都是母胎solo，连女孩儿手都没拉的生瓜蛋子。
    在路上，但凡被大娘多看个眼，都得脸红不好意思。
    可人家秦风为了躲情债，都特么躲到这来了。
    这尼玛，他们连做梦都不敢这么想啊。
    看著眾人五体投地的钦佩眼神，秦风眼角狂跳。
    这么离谱的故事，我自己都不信，你们居然还能当真了？
    这特么就是电影《小时代》啊！
    郭巨人的青春伤痛文学，你们都没看过？
    好吧，秦风其实也没看过，但这么烂的剧，听总该听说过吧？
    其实，大家也在心里怀疑过，但一想到秦风昨天晚上。
    秦风连著打了五六通电话，淡定斩尽意中人的模样。
    他们真的很难怀疑，秦风没有那个能力。
    毕竟，段位摆在这呢。
    就好比，如果你身价上亿，哪怕你戴块假的劳力士，別人也会默认是真的。
    陈三喜立马秦风丰富感情阅歷，迷得不要不要的。
    祁猛则是佩服的竖起大拇指，连说了三个屌！
    但这却让李家胜如坐针毡，难受到了极点。
    他以往处对象，都是各种嘘寒问暖，是暖男中的暖男。
    逢年过节，化妆品，包包从来就没断过。
    结果投入了那么多，那些女生却连瓶矿泉水都不肯给他买。
    还说什么：你的钱就是我的钱，我的钱还是我的钱，男生给女生钱天经地义，就算我有错你也不许吼我.....
    这一刻，李家胜突然有种被热乎乎，黄黄的东西给滋了一脸的感觉。
    妈的，都是男人，凭什么你这么优秀？
    我平平无奇煤二代，到底差在哪了？
    我特么到底输哪了？
    “干嘛呢干嘛呢？让你们叠被子，让你们用嘴了吗？”
    这时，赵鹏飞背著手，冷著脸从外面走进来。
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    刚刚还在聊天的一帮人，赶紧装作认真叠被子的样子。
    时不时的还紧蹙一下眉头，用手在空中比比划划。
    看著要多认真就有多认真，像极了你平时上班摸鱼的样子。
    “都叠认真点，仔细想想我昨天是怎么教的！”
    “待会吃完早饭，我会检查所有人的內务情况，达不到合格要求的，你们自己看著办！”
    听到赵鹏飞这番话，谁都不敢怠慢。
    一个个赶紧结束摸鱼，全神贯注的认真叠被。
    先压，再叠，最后修缮。
    仅仅只用了十五分钟，大家就成功得到了一坨臭狗屎。
    妈的，不对头啊？
    步骤都是一样的，怎么叠出来各有各的丑？
    看著面前惨不忍睹的被子，大家只能拆散了。
    並且在心里祈祷古华夏掌管叠被子的神，能保佑他们能赶紧把这床被子叠好，从而让免受班长责罚。
    秦风虽然已经挺熟练了，但为了融入集体，他还是故意和大家步调统一。
    听到姍姍来迟的起床好事，不少人都开始心生怨念。
    规定上明明六点起床整理內务，凭什么五点多就得起？
    凭什么？
    没有凭什么，因为这就是部队。
    和网上搜到的不一样，和影视剧，和小说里的更不一样。
    没有那么多打打杀杀，没有无脑顶撞上级的歪嘴战神。
    有的只是永远叠不完的被子和理不完的內务......
    二十分钟后，楼下传来集合哨声。
    “所有人，楼下集合，准备出操！”